The Unbirthday Song (Alice in Wonderland)

[MARCH HARE]
A very merry unbirthday to me

[MAD HATTER]
To who?

[MARCH HARE]
To me

[MAD HATTER]
Oh you!

[MARCH HARE]
A very merry unbirthday to you

[MAD HATTER]
Who me?

[MARCH HARE]
Yes, you!

[MAD HATTER]
Oh, me!

[MARCH HARE]
Let's all congratulate us with another cup of tea
A very merry unbirthday to you!

[DIALOGUE]

[MAD HATTER]
Now, statistics prove, prove that you've one birthday

[MARCH HARE]
Imagine, just one birthday every year

[MAD HATTER]
Ah, but there are three hundred and sixty four unbirthdays!

[MARCH HARE]
Precisely why we're gathered here to cheer

[DIALOGUE]

[BOTH]
A very merry unbirthday to you, to you

[ALICE]
To me?

[MAD HATTER]
To you!

[BOTH]
A very merry unbirthday

[ALICE]
For me?

[MARCH HARE]:
For you!

[MAD HATTER]
Now blow the candle out my dear
And make your wish come true

[BOTH]
A merry merry unbirthday to you!